An indie, multi-verse and multi-ship RP blog for Briar Rose/Princess Aurora. Based on both the Disney film and the story that inspired the Disney film. Will RP with anyone, anytime, canon or OC. Please read my pages (+More), and feel free to shoot me an ask :). I track the tag: "thewoodlandprincess"

seasaltandcastles:

Disney Villains Week

Day 1→Most Underrated Villain: The Headless Horseman

"Clue" Inspired Ask Box Starters

"If I was the murderer, I'd kill you next."
"No man in his right mind would alone together with you."
"I said no meaning yes."
"Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage."
"I can't unlock the door without the key!"
"Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed him/her/them. I hated him/her/them, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing..."
"What a godforsaken place!"
"That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. I'm afraid you gave yourself away."
"The gun is missing! Whoever's got the gun shot the girl!"
"We're trying to find out who killed him, and where, and with what!"
"Oh, please! I've never heard anything so ridiculous. I mean, nobody could blackmail me. My life is an open book. I've never done anything wrong."
"Maybe he was poisoned!"
"You can not make an omelet without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that."
"Don't be ridiculous. If I was the murderer, why would I reveal to you how I did it?"
"This man's drunk. Dead drunk."
"I'm sorry. I'm afraid I'm a little bit accident-prone."
"Who would wanna kill the cook? Dinner wasn't that bad."
"I think most men need a little practice."

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cellarspider:

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whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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In honor of Sexual Sunday ask my muse Sex based questions.

rxusse:

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peasantprincesses:

Aurora Christmas by MathildeE on deviantArt

peasantprincesses:

Aurora Christmas by MathildeE on deviantArt

Send me “Librarian!” + a number and I’ll grab the closest book, flip to that page number, and make us a starter using a random line of text from said page!

inboxideas:

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Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

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